[AccessD] OT - Happy Solstice

DWUTKA at marlow.com DWUTKA at marlow.com
Tue Dec 30 11:47:55 CST 2003


That was just plain hilarious!

I hope everyone had a Merry Christmas, and will soon have a happy new
year...

>From Mckinney/Dallas, Texas.

Drew

-----Original Message-----
From: Developer [mailto:Developer at ultradnt.com]
Sent: Wednesday, December 24, 2003 1:42 PM
To: 'Access Developers discussion and problem solving'
Subject: RE: [AccessD] OT - Happy Solstice


An oldie, but a good one.
-Steve

Politically Correct Winter Greeting
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>From us ("the wishor") to you ("hereinafter called the wishee") Please
accept without obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct,
low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter
solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the
religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
secular traditions at all 

... and a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted
calendar year 2004, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of
other cultures or sects whose contributions to society have helped make
America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than
any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere),
and having regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability,
religious faith, choice of computer platform or dietary preference of
the wishee. 

By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that- 

This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal 
This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall
be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the
wishor are acknowledged. 
This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any
of the wishes. 
This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the
restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain
jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor. 
This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected
within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year
or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes
first. 
The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of
this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor

Any references in this greeting to "the Lord", "Father Christmas", "Our
Saviour", or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious,
dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in
respect of this greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced
third party names and images are hereby acknowledged. 

-----Original Message-----
From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com
[mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Lawhon, Alan
C Contractor/Morgan Research
Sent: Wednesday, December 24, 2003 2:20 PM
To: 'Access Developers discussion and problem solving'
Subject: RE: [AccessD] OT - Merry Xmas


Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from Huntsville, Alabama USA - the
"Rocket City".

We are providing a couple of "strap on boosters" to help Santa's sleigh
find its way (more quickly) to your roof and chimney tonight.  :-)))


Alan C. Lawhon

 

-----Original Message-----
From: Carlos Alberto Alves [mailto:caa at highway.com.br]
Sent: Tuesday, December 23, 2003 8:22 PM
To: AccessD List
Subject: [AccessD] OT - Merry Xmas


Merry Xmas and a very very very Happy New Year to you all!!! :-V
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