[AccessD] OT: Friday Humour, Alpha-Access comparison

Charlotte Foust cfoust at infostatsystems.com
Fri Oct 3 10:52:39 CDT 2003


Nothing like comparing apples to oranges, is there?   Especially when
you're colorblind and have no tastebuds!

Charlotte Foust

-----Original Message-----
From: Gustav Brock [mailto:gustav at cactus.dk] 
Sent: Friday, October 03, 2003 7:43 AM
To: Access Developers discussion and problem solving
Subject: Re: [AccessD] OT: Friday Humour, Alpha-Access comparison


Hi Charlotte

I guess not. How on Earth could he/she have accomplished that?

For a further laugh - revealing another heavy competitor to Alpha,
browse this:

  http://newsletter.alphasoftware.com/0031005.htm

Note close to the bottom this gem which which proves that Alt+F11 was
disabled during the "test":

"Build scripts or access a full programming language to process data and
build user fully customized professional user interfaces."

/gustav


> ROTFL  Unbiased comparison indeed!  I wonder if the author ever built 
> an Access database.

> Charlotte Foust

> -----Original Message-----
> From: Gustav Brock [mailto:gustav at cactus.dk]
> Sent: Friday, October 03, 2003 7:22 AM
> To: accessd at databaseadvisors.com
> Subject: [AccessD] OT: Friday Humour, Alpha-Access comparison


> Hi all

> Stumbled over all the missing features of Access?
> Well, you are not alone. Browse this unbiased comparison:

>   http://newsletter.alphasoftware.com/0031004.htm

> /gustav

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