[AccessD] OT

On 25 Dec 2004 at 0:19, Arthur Fuller wrote:

> I know it's way off topic but I want to say Merry Christmas and Happy 
> Hanukah and Rollicking Ramadan and whatever else might be appropriate to 
> your persuasion.

Alternatively :-)

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our best wishes for 
an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-
addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, 
practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion 
of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the 
religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice 
not to practice religious or secular traditions at all . . .  . . and a 
fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated 
recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2005, but 
not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose 
contributions to society have helped to make civilisation in this world 
great, (not to imply that civilisation is necessarily better than any other 
alternative) , and without  regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical 
ability, religious faith,  choice of computer platform, or sexual 
preference of the wishee.  (By accepting this greeting, you are accepting 
these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is 
freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies 
no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for 
her/himself or others,  and is void where prohibited by law, and is 
revocable at the sole  discretion of the wisher.  This wish is warranted to 
perform as expected  within the usual application of good tidings for a 
period of one year, or  until the issuance of a subsequent holiday 
greeting, whichever comes  first, and warranty is limited to replacement of 
this wish or issuance of  a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.) 

 -- 
Stuart