[AccessD] On DB Bloat, Bad DB Design, and various

Charlotte Foust cfoust at infostatsystems.com
Mon May 24 11:34:48 CDT 2004


LOL
That's because the "crap" developers often work cheap and the clients
forget that you get what you pay for!  There's never enough in the
budget to do it right in the first place, but they always find enough to
pay to have it fixed.

Charlotte Foust

-----Original Message-----
From: Christopher Hawkins [mailto:clh at christopherhawkins.com] 
Sent: Saturday, May 22, 2004 10:09 AM
To: accessd at databaseadvisors.com
Subject: RE: [AccessD] On DB Bloat, Bad DB Design, and various


John,

That sounds like 90% of the jobs I get called to do!  It's very tiring
work, having to refactor crap all the time. 

I'd kill for a chance to design & build a system from the ground up, but
for some reason all the garbage developers seem to dominate that market,
while those of us who know what they are doing seem to be the
second-choice solution.

I still haven't managed to figure out why that is so.

-Christopher-

---- Original Message ----
From: jwcolby at colbyconsulting.com
To: accessd at databaseadvisors.com, 
Subject: RE: [AccessD] On DB Bloat, Bad DB Design, and various
Date: Fri, 21 May 2004 21:04:33 -0400

>"Colbyize the user" - Out the door, 20,000 feet, without a parachute.
>
>For those who were wondering.
>
>It actually came from the practice of certain South American
>"leaders", when
>dealing with the Shining Path guerrillas (or suspected guerrillas in 
>too
>many cases).
>
>Back to the subject, the unfortunate reality is that the typical
>application
>designed by the typical user often simply can't be transitioned
>economically.
>
>
>I "transitioned" one of these things at one of my current clients -
>a call
>center for the Disability Insurance industry.  The main table was 
>over 120
>fields that represented about 5 different major entities (Insurer, 
>Policy
>Holder, Policy, Claimant, Claim, Physician1, Physician2 etc.) plus 
>dozens of
>"lookup" tables (city, state, Policy Type etc).  They started with a 
>"flat
>file" data dump from their client (the insurance company) which they 
>just
>started adding new fields onto the end of.
>
>Needless to say, it took months to analyze the entities and write the 
>queries to extract the data (normalize the thing).  Then it took more 
>months to build the forms to allow data entry, reports to report the 
>data etc.  Had
>I been called in at the start it would have been a far less imposing 
>task.
>
>They hired me 1/2 time for almost a year to get the thing ported and 
>running, with more than 1/2 of that time just extracting data.  They 
>USED that data every day and couldn't run the business without it.
>
>I had to build a system of queries that I could sequence in exactly
>the
>correct order to normalize everything.  I had to test it and test it 
>again
>to get it all exactly right.  Then I had to build up the forms they 
>would be
>using after the port.  I had to run the normalization and have a 
>handful of
>testers do double entry (in the new and the old) to ensure that it 
>worked,
>then I had to train the users in the new system (it simply didn't and
>COULDN'T look or work like the old).  Finally I had to "throw the 
>switch"
>one night porting the data, and make sure I was available on site 
>for the
>next several weeks to handle in real time the inevitable issues that 
>arose,
>to keep the system running and their client (and the claimants 
>calling the
>database users) happy.  On top of all THAT I had to keep the old db 
>running
>until I could throw the switch.
>
>Perhaps this isn't a "typical" power user database gone wild, but it
>could
>very well be.  And the results are VERY expensive.  The company just 
>doesn't
>function without the database and the cost of "transitioning" is
>astronomical compared to a gradual building up of a system the right 
>way
>from the start.
>
>On a humorous note... the previous "developer" at the company was in 
>waaaaaay over her head trying to accomplish this stuff.  She just 
>"disappeared" one day, never to be heard from again.  My client was 
>very nervous that I might do the same thing.
>
>John W. Colby
>www.ColbyConsulting.com
>
>-----Original Message-----
>From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com
>[mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com]On Behalf Of Hale, Jim
>Sent: Friday, May 21, 2004 5:47 PM
>To: 'Access Developers discussion and problem solving'
>Subject: RE: [AccessD] On DB Bloat, Bad DB Design, and various
>
>
>Thanks, Susan- you hit the nail on the head and have prompted me to
>put down
>some thoughts that have been bothering me for awhile. Hide the women 
>and
>children, here goes :-)
>
><rant mode on>
>I have to start by saying upfront my career evolution has been from
>the
>finance/accounting user-to power user-to developer lineage and NOT 
>the IT
>side of the world. Frankly, I developed programming skills in self 
>defense
>to have control over my own destiny because the IT side of the 
>business
>couldn't/wouldn't keep up (even when it reported to me). My 
>understanding of
>Access has been need-based and evolved slowly over time, i.e. I 
>discovered
>Access and relational databases when Excel "database" tables could 
>no longer
>satisfy my needs. For several years Access wizards and macros were 
>my "state
>of the art" and I was happy as a clam. My little databases received 
>"raves"
>and made me the office guru to the point I decided to take a college 
>course
>in Access. It was at that point I realized I really didn't understand
>relational databases and that in fact my "wonderful" databases were 
>all
>wrong except for the fact they produced useful results. While I have 
>since
>gone on to develop my skills much further (yes, Virginia, I 
>eventually
>discovered VBA!) the point is I believe my evolution is more the 
>rule than
>the exception. I am willing to wager that in terms of sheer numbers 
>the vast
>majority of useful, results producing Access databases have been 
>created by
>the user/power user cadre rather than developers. I know of a major
>insurance company whose IT group recently did a nose count of 
>personal
>Access apps that were floating around the company. The numbers 
>absolutely
>shocked them. Here at my company we have several people who know a 
>lot about
>the business but only a little about Access. Nevertheless they are 
>using the
>tool to produce very useful results. This is the true "silent 
>majority" of
>Access users who are attempting to solve problems on a day to day 
>basis.
>This should not surprise anyone because after all the product was 
>designed
>as a personal app. It is a tribute to the strength of the product 
>and the
>creativity of developers such as those on this list that Access has 
>evolved
>far beyond a simple personal tool. The fact remains, however, 
>personal
>databases account for the vast majority of its use.
>
>With this as background I am very disturbed by Microsoft's apparent
>intent
>to remove Access from the mainstream of evolving apps.  I also was
>disappointed in Getz's column a few months ago summarizing a wish 
>list for
>the next Access version. It seems to me Access must stay true to its 
>roots
>and those roots are as a personal app. What does this mean at the 
>practical
>level? The self taught user runs into trouble not with the small 
>apps that,
>however constructed, they can still get their arms around and 
>validate the
>results. Its when these apps morph into mission critical monsters 
>that have
>grown in size and complexity to the point where the non IT 
>professional can
>no longer ensure valid results that things usually hit the fan. 
>Typically
>these apps spin off into space before developers are called in for 
>pooper
>scooper patrol. So what is the solution? It would be tremendous if 
>Access
>could be given additional tools/wizards/internal training 
>screens/magic to
>ease the transition in the database life cycle from user app to 
>developer
>maintainable code.  While it might be fashionable to always say we 
>should
>"colbyize" the users, on their side of the fence they have even 
>harsher
>terms of endearment for the IT crowd. It is  certainly not realistic 
>to say
>users should keep hands off and leave all the development to the 
>pros. I
>believe the more understanding users gain about relational databases 
>by
>hands on efforts the better off we all are. Having users in effect
>"prototype" apps by taking a shot at building it also can save time 
>compared
>with a blank sheet of paper where the developer is forced to play 20
>questions trying to divine what users "really" want. If tools could 
>somehow
>be developed to smooth the user-to-developer transition we would all 
>be
>winners IMNSHO.  So I throw it out to the group, what sort of 
>improvements
>could be made to Access to lower the user learning curve and smooth 
>the
>handoff of projects from user to developer?
>
><rant mode off>
>That's my story and I'm sticking to it
>Jim Hale
>
>-----Original Message-----
>From: Susan Harkins [mailto:ssharkins at bellsouth.net]
>Sent: Friday, May 21, 2004 8:55 AM
>To: 'Access Developers discussion and problem solving'
>Subject: RE: [AccessD] On DB Bloat, Bad DB Design, and various
>
>
>Arthur -- do you know who wrote the original app? Was it someone
>in-house
>that had to put together something because s/he was told to? Access 
>is as
>much a user database as a development tool -- that's what makes it so
>alluring to such a wide audience. If the boss tells you the 
>department needs
>such and such, and you're not a database developer, know onlyh a 
>little
>about Access, you might come up with crap from a developmental 
>perspective
>-- but if the crap works... Of course, eventually, they probably are 
>going
>to have to call in someone that really understands the issues, but 
>for
>awhile -- it works. That's not a bad thing -- and I don't know that 
>that's
>even the situation in your case Arthur -- but I think it happens a 
>lot.
>
>And a lot of so called developers produce crap -- especially the
>geniuses in
>other areas that think Access is a toy and that anyone can "do it." 
>Those
>folks irritate me because invariably their stuff is inefficient and
>laborious -- but it "looks" difficult and that's what people expect 
>to see,
>so they must know what they're doing, right? :)
>
>My personal favorite is developers that claim it can't be done
>without code.
>Yeah... Right...
>
>But, the crap issue -- it's why I don't do it -- I'd produce more
>crap than
>good stuff in today's environment. I can sling out little stuff with 
>the
>best of you, but once you get into the multi-user issues, I'd rather 
>visit a
>dentist.
>
>Susan H.
>
>I don't think certs are the answer either Arthur--it is too easy to
>get a
>certification, and they push you through to fast. You don't even 
>have to
>produce anything original to get a cert--just do their stupid 
>exercises in
>the back of the chapters. And, I have seen certified people, both
>programmers and network admins, do stupid stuff.
>
>
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