[AccessD] Friday humour

Charlotte Foust cfoust at infostatsystems.com
Fri Jun 10 17:32:35 CDT 2005


Oh, I take politics seriously, but I can't bring myself to take
*politicians* seriously.  I think they're all crooks, which is what I
mean by "apolitical".  I don't support any of them. <g>

Charlotte Foust


-----Original Message-----
From: Heenan, Lambert [mailto:Lambert.Heenan at aig.com] 
Sent: Friday, June 10, 2005 2:18 PM
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My last comment on this (honest!!! <vbg>)

I'm wholeheartedly atheist, but I certainly not apolitical. I believe
that everyone should be involved in the political process because
politics impacts everyone. But this is not the place for politics.

The Kansas situation may have offended more people than it satisfied,
but still the stickers are in the school books. It seems enough Kansans
were convinced that they voted in the measure, and to hell with the
unbelievers. This country is being taken over by religious
fanatics/extemists/nutters/fools (you choose) who's agenda has nothing
at all to do with the common good and everything to do with their desire
for power. Power of you, me, your dog and cat, and ultimately the rest
of the world. 

Lambert

-----Original Message-----
From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com
[mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Charlotte
Foust
Sent: Friday, June 10, 2005 5:05 PM
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That didn't prevent any arguments, it started more and offended more
people than it satisfied.  I am areligious and largely apolitical, so I
am only offended by a lack of common sense and basic courtesy.  I just
think it is playing with fire to discuss these topics in a public
playground where fistfights are discouraged.  <g>

Charlotte Foust


-----Original Message-----
From: Heenan, Lambert [mailto:Lambert.Heenan at aig.com] 
Sent: Friday, June 10, 2005 1:55 PM
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In Kansas they add Creationism to the school curriculum in order not to
offend one specific group of people. That doesn't make it right either.

On the whole though I agree with your comment. I especially do not like
to see politics being discussed in a software developer's group, but
every rule has its exceptions and pointing out the lunacy of the
religions of this world (not just Christina ones) is an exception for
me.

Politicians can be voted out of office. Religious nuts want us to vote
our brains out of office. But of course they never say that they are
willing to give up all the benefits and comforts that the hateful world
of science has given them - like the internet where they can publish
their rubbish to the hearts content, where no paper and glue publisher
would have touched it, and the computers they use to do it with. This
despite the fact that it is heretical scientific research that made it
all possible. Not one single solitary advance in human technology has
come out of the world of religion. Stone tools, metal tools,
agriculture, writing, you name it, they all came out of human needs.

Lambert

-----Original Message-----
From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com
[mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Charlotte
Foust
Sent: Friday, June 10, 2005 4:03 PM
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Friends,

In Woody's Lounge, we axe threads like this to avoid offending anyone,
however misinformed they might be in their beliefs.  Is there an
equivalent rule in this list?  I get very twitchy when conversations
wander into the areas of religion and politics, since they tend to
deteriorate into name calling and flames.

Charlotte Foust


-----Original Message-----
From: Heenan, Lambert [mailto:Lambert.Heenan at aig.com] 
Sent: Friday, June 10, 2005 11:49 AM
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Anyone care to tell us how the Earth Centric types explain stellar
parallax? Or do they simply deny its existence as their various 'good
books' refer to the 'fixed stars'?


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[mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Elam, Debbie
Sent: Friday, June 10, 2005 2:39 PM
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No it does not throw it out the window, it just makes the lovely and
simple orbital mechanics equations into monster equations that take a
super computer to calculate with any proficiency.  Of course those other
planets just orbit around the sun while the whole mess orbits around the
Earth ;-). That was the real reason it became obvious that the best
method of calculation was to put the sun in the center of the system.
The whole mess with the rings was to account for planetary movements. It
is a little like the headaches caused when you try to take the Earth's
total motion into account when compared to the motion of another star in
the milky way galaxy which is all rotating around a cluster of stars in
the galaxy center.  Much more pleasant to break it into chunks and
consider the solar system a single unit when talking about motion with
respect to the galaxy.

Debbie

-----Original Message-----
From: Don Bozarth [mailto:drboz at pacbell.net] 
Sent: Friday, June 10, 2005 1:25 PM
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Well, if the solar system is Earth centered, a lot of the math dealing
with planetary motion goes right out the window... not to mention that
little sniggle called gravity.  The math of orbital mechanics suddenly
disappears. Were all that math wrong, we could never have made it to the
Moon, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, and Uranus those places manmade
satellites have visited.

Don B.

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From: "Elam, Debbie" <DElam at jenkens.com>
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Sent: Friday, June 10, 2005 11:14 AM
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> Actually they are right.  The whole thing comes down to perspective.
> Of course the math is a heck of a lot easier if you simply consider 
> the sun
the
> center around which the solar system revolves.  In this case as many
others,
> why not go with the simplest answer that gives the most correct
predictions?
> Why complicate the issue by insisting that a certain perspective has
> to be maintained?  Groan, no doubt they will call it proof.  Of course

> the
reverse
> is just as true.  No one can prove that the sun revolves around the
> Earth, but that is a minor detail.
>
> Debbie
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Jim Lawrence [mailto:accessd at shaw.ca]
> Sent: Friday, June 10, 2005 1:00 PM
> To: 'Access Developers discussion and problem solving'
> Subject: [AccessD] Friday humour
>
>
> Hi All:
>
> When first read I thought this was a joke... but I think it is for
> real; which of course would make it more hilarious. Check this out: 
> http://www.catholicintl.com/epologetics/articles/science/geochallenge.
> htm
>
> Jim
>
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