[AccessD] Re: Normalizing issue

Arthur Fuller artful at rogers.com
Thu Jun 23 14:34:13 CDT 2005


You wimps don't know the meaning of long names! LOL. The record for longest
given name sequence belongs to a German immigrant to Philadelphia. His given
names were:

Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert 
Irvim John Kenneth Loyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy 
Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor Willian Xerxes Yancy 
Zeus

In case you missed it, he's got one name for each letter in the alphabet.
But his surname is even more hilarious:

Surname:
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffvoralternwarengewissenhaf
tschaferswesenchafewarenwholgepflegeundsorgfaltigkeitbeschut
zenvonangereifenduchihrraubgiriigfeindewelchevorralternzwolf
tausendjahresvorandieerscheinenbanderersteerdeemmeshedrraums
chiffgebrauchlichtalsseinursprungvonkraftgestartseinlangefah
rthinzwischensternartigraumaufdersuchenachdiesternwelshegeha
btbewohnbarplanetenkreisedrehensichundwohinderneurassevanver
standigmenshlichkeittkonntevortpflanzenundsicherfreunanleben
slamdlichfreudeundruhemitnichteinfurchtvorangreifenvonandere
rintlligentgeschopfsvonhinzwischensternartigraum

Senior

It's gonna take one or more of our German listers to make sense out of this
surname! We German-challenged folk have no idea what this might mean.

Arthur


-----Original Message-----
From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com
[mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Reuben Cummings
Sent: June 23, 2005 2:44 PM
To: Access Developers discussion and problem solving
Subject: RE: [AccessD] Re: Normalizing issue

I feel your pain Robert.

My son's full name is Tiller Ried James Bennet Louise Karnes Cummings (my
wife handled the naming while I wasn't at the hospital).  His SS card shows
Tiller RJBLK Cummings

My daughters are Delaney Annabelle Lee Cummings and Cali Clarabelle Rose
Cummings.

My wife likes long names although niether of us have more than one middle
name.

Reuben Cummings
GFC, LLC
phone: 812.523.1017
email: reuben at gfconsultants.com


-----Original Message-----
From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com
[mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com]On Behalf Of Robert L.
Stewart
Sent: Thursday, June 23, 2005 12:21 PM
To: accessd at databaseadvisors.com
Subject: [AccessD] Re: Normalizing issue


Or like my oldest son:

Robert Christopher Lawrence Stewart

2 middle names.

Not even the social security card shows both, it is C.L. on it.

At 11:36 AM 6/23/2005, you wrote:
>Date: Thu, 23 Jun 2005 08:53:27 -0700 (PDT)
>From: Lonnie Johnson <prodevmg at yahoo.com>
>Subject: RE: [AccessD] Normalizing issue
>To: Access Developers discussion and problem solving
>         <accessd at databaseadvisors.com>
>Message-ID: <20050623155327.10646.qmail at web33109.mail.mud.yahoo.com>
>Content-Type: text/plain; charset=iso-8859-1
>
>Question:
>
>What do you do if they actually have a middle name and two last names?


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