[AccessD] OT:From Russia with love and Friday humor about Russians (sorry a little bit rude sometimes - do not show it to the kids.)

Shamil Salakhetdinov shamil at users.mns.ru
Fri Aug 18 06:11:05 CDT 2006


Only in Russia
*	A guy drinks a glass of vodka going on appointment with a girl. 
*	Run in the bus and then ask what the number of its route is. 
*	Buses go with three various numbers of routes, and are always full. 
*	The cop, selecting on the street a drunken man, will drink with him
"for departure". 
*	Laying 100 meters of a copper wire, 95 will be hand over and will be
sold. 
*	All the words having syllables 'hom', 'mood', 'gond' and 'ahoo', are
considered ridiculous and abusive by definition. 
*	Drink on Fridays so, that wake up only on Sunday in the evening. 
*	The wife will rise on protection of the husband even if he fights
with her lover. 
*	The third question in conversation between people from different
cities - about weather. 
*	In shops on one shelf put a set of chocolates, eau du cologne and a
toilet paper. 
*	Compete with the neighbors by the amount of stuff stolen from
workplace. 
*	Nobody ever saw a Chuktcha alive, but all laugh at him. 
*	Do not travel to Estonia because consider it's too ridiculous. 
*	Each man knows how to put things in order in the country. 
*	Each patient in the hospital has medical education. 
*	The nurse in hospital always has a spirit. And with it is always
possible to drink with her. 
*	At any salute the crowd of people gathers and shouts Hurrah! 
*	Hands wash after meal, instead of doing that before. 
*	Man's socks should smell, otherwise these are female socks. 
*	Casual drinking is a valid reason to not be at work the next day. 
*	All secret military factories are known to all the population. 
*	Steal vodka to sell and use all that money to spend on drinking
vodka. 
*	Everyone is capable to solve the troubles with any gangsters without
the help of cops. 
*	The word "kapetz" means good things and bad things simultaneously,
and this word cannot be translated to any other language of the world. 
*	Cactus is considered the best means from radiation. 
http://smsconsulting.spb.ru/humor/OnlyInRussia.htm

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Shamil


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