[AccessD] OT: Where is everybody? Friday humor to wake you up

Hale, Jim Jim.Hale at FleetPride.com
Fri Nov 10 13:45:17 CST 2006


It's too quiet for a Friday!

WINTER CLASSES FOR MEN AT: THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS  REGISTRATION MUST
BE COMPLETED BY Saturday, December 12, 2006 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND
DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8
PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.  
 
Class 1 
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. 

Class 2 
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.  

Class 3 
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice. Meets 4
weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.  

Class 4 
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor ---
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.  

Class 5 
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM  

Class 6 
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. Help Line
Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM  

Class 7 
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places
And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum . Monday
at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.  

Class 8 
Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM
for 2 hours.  

Class 9 
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays
at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.  

Class 10 
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.  

Class 11 
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online
Classes and role-playing . Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined  

Class 12 
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and
Breathing Techniques. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours
beginning at 7:00 PM.  

Class 13 
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and
Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. Cerebral
Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday,
Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. 

Class 14 
The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.  Upon completion of any of
the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.    


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