[AccessD] OT: one last Friday Humor

One more for the road........

Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really 
angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway 
that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!" 

The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up she 
looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in
the middle 
of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the 
driveway, and brought the box back in the house. 

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. 
Ed has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him. 



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