[AccessD] Two Questions and a Joke

My all-time favorite:

There's this guy who really loves his dog. He loves his dog more than 
anything in the world, but sadly, the dog has no legs. So  much does this 
man love his dog that he has special wooden legs made for his dog, so he can 
walk and run. Then, one night, the house caught on fire. The dog burned to 
the ground.

You have to be sort of sick to appreciate it...

Susan H.

P.S. No dogs are men were harmed in the preparation of this joke.

> Or...
>
> A blond goes for a job interview. She sits down in front of the 
> interviewer
> who asks her how old she is. The blond takes a calculator out of her
> handbag, after a couple of key presses she replies '24.
>
> Next, the interviewer asks her how tall she is. This time she removes a 
> tape
> measure from her bag, stands up, and measures her height, reading the tape
> she replies '5 ft 4 inches'.
>
> The next question is 'what is your name'. The blond sways her head from 
> side
> to side, humming to herself for 15 seconds and then replies 'Cindy'.
>
> Intrigued, the interviewer says 'what were you doing then?'. 'Oh' says the
> blond, 'I was running through that song in my head'. 'Song?' said the
> interviewer 'What song?'.
>
> 'You know' replies the blond, 'the one that goes "Happy birthday to you,
> happy birthday to you.......'.
>
> (Apologies to blonds and people named 'Cindy')
> Chris Foote
> (Hard of hearing statistician)
>
>> -----Original Message-----
>> From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com
>> [mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com]On Behalf Of Andy Lacey
>> Sent: Friday, October 26, 2007 7:11 AM
>> To: 'Access Developers discussion and problem solving'
>> Subject: Re: [AccessD] Two Questions and a Joke
>>
>>
>> Oh hurrah for some friday humour. Whatever happened to that? How about
>>
>> A  guy  goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I think I'm
>> going deaf."
>>
>> The doctor says, "What are the symptoms?"
>>
>> The  guy  says, "They're a disfunctional cartoon family with
>> yellow heads."
>>
>> -- Andy Lacey
>> http://www.minstersystems.co.uk
>>
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