[AccessD] Two Questions and a Joke

This could work.
 
An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening
with a beautiful young gal at his side.  He told the jeweler he was looking
for a special ring for his girlfriend.
 
The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The old
man said, "No, I'd like to see something more special."
 
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another
ring over.  "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000" the jeweler said.  The
young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.  The
old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."
 
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated,"by
check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now
and you can call the bank on Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the
ring up on Monday afternoon," he said.
 
On Monday morning, the jeweler phoned the old man.  "There's no money in
that account."
 
"I know," said the old man, "But let me tell you about my weekend!
 
Don't mess with Old People.

Max 

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From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com
[mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Gustav Brock
Sent: Friday, October 26, 2007 3:32 PM
To: accessd at databaseadvisors.com
Subject: Re: [AccessD] Two Questions and a Joke

Hi Susan and Max

Now, how sick are these jokes!
More please.

/gustav

>>> max.wanadoo at gmail.com 26-10-2007 14:59 >>>
Digger and his dog Skip were walking in the outback.  Northern territories
are infamous for the number of people who get lost there and Digger was no
exception.   After a few days his water ran out.  "Sorry Skip", says Digger
"but no water".  A few days later his grub runs out.  A few days more and
Digger is starving hungry.  He looks at Skip and says, "sorry mate.  It is
you or me and as much as I love you as the faithfully friend for many years,
I have no option".  So he kills Skip, roasts him over a spit and eats him.
When he has eaten, he looks down at the pile of bones and says "I wish Skip
was here now, he would love those bones".

Max
 
Ps.  Only one dog was harmed during the making of this joke.

-----Original Message-----
From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com
[mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Susan Harkins
Sent: Friday, October 26, 2007 1:50 PM
To: Access Developers discussion and problem solving
Subject: Re: [AccessD] Two Questions and a Joke

My all-time favorite:

There's this guy who really loves his dog. He loves his dog more than
anything in the world, but sadly, the dog has no legs. So  much does this
man love his dog that he has special wooden legs made for his dog, so he can
walk and run. Then, one night, the house caught on fire. The dog burned to
the ground.

You have to be sort of sick to appreciate it...

Susan H.

P.S. No dogs are men were harmed in the preparation of this joke.


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