[AccessD] OT: one last Friday Humor

You're a brave man, Jim

-- Andy Lacey
http://www.minstersystems.co.uk 

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> [mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Hale, Jim
> Sent: 26 October 2007 22:59
> To: accessd at databaseadvisors.com
> Subject: [AccessD] OT: one last Friday Humor
> 
> 
> 
> One more for the road........
> 
> Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His 
> wife was really 
> angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a 
> gift in the driveway 
> that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT BETTER 
> BE THERE!" 
> 
> The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his 
> wife woke up she 
> looked out the window and sure enough there was a box 
> gift-wrapped in the middle 
> of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran 
> out to the 
> driveway, and brought the box back in the house. 
> 
> She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. 
> Ed has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him. 
> 
> 
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