[AccessD] OT Friday Humor

In a similar vein  --  

Front page banner headline in the Otago Daily Times (Dunedin, New
Zealand), Friday 8th August, regarding the local hospital ...
"New Policy - Patients Come First"

And the article's breakout quote is from a senior doctor "Although it
seems an idealistic thing to say, we can transform the hospital with
this thinking."

Will wonders never cease?

Stephen Bond 

-----Original Message-----
From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com
[mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Arthur Fuller
Sent: Saturday, 9 August 2008 6:01 a.m.
To: Stephen
Subject: [AccessD] OT Friday Humor

TGIF, because I can't resist sharing this.

As some of you many know, I recently moved to Bermuda, where the
newspaper of record is The Royal Gazette. In today's paper were the
following
headlines:

1. Smoking Crack Not Good for Women with HIV.

Ya think? And what of women who don't have HIV, it's ok for them to
smoke crack? And what of men, with or without HIV?

2. All Adults in US will be Overweight within 40 years.

All? Really? Even the anorexics and bulimics?

Arthur
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