[AccessD] OT Friday

Always remember this: You don't stop laughing because you grow old, You grow
old because you stop laughing!
 
Lady rings her local hospital and this conversation follows:
Lady - Hello, I'd like some information  on a patient, Mrs Tiptree. She was
admitted last week with chest pains and I just want to know if here
condition has deteriorated, stabilised or improved?
 
Hospital - Do you know which ward she is in?
 
Lady - Yes, Ward P room 2B
 
Hospital - I'll just put you through to the nurse station
 
Lady - I would like some information on a patient, Mrs Tiptree. I was
wondering if her condition had deteriorated. stabilised or improved?
 
Nurse - I'll just check her notes. I'm pleased to say that Mrs Tiptree's
condition has improved. She has regained her appetite, her temperature has
steadied and after some routine checks tonight, she should be well enough to
go home tomorrow. 
 
Lady - Oh that's wonderful news. I'm so happy, thank you very much!
 
Nurse - You seem very relieved. A\re you a close friend or relative?
 
Lady - No, I'm Mrs Tiptree inn room 2B. Nobody tells you f***k all in
here.........

TGIF
Max