[AccessD] OT Friday

Andy Lacey andy at minstersystems.co.uk
Thu Feb 5 06:50:43 CST 2009


Love it....but it's only Thursday by my calendar, although if you're in NZ
then maybe. Whatever happened to Friday OT anyway? Oh I remember. So many
people found so many jokes offensive for one reason or another everyone got
fed up of posting them. Sigh.

Andy Lacey

-----Original Message-----
From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com
[mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Denis Sherman
Sent: 05 February 2009 11:11
To: 'Access Developers discussion and problem solving'
Subject: [AccessD] OT Friday


Always remember this: You don't stop laughing because you grow old, You grow
old because you stop laughing!
 
Lady rings her local hospital and this conversation follows: Lady - Hello,
I'd like some information  on a patient, Mrs Tiptree. She was admitted last
week with chest pains and I just want to know if here condition has
deteriorated, stabilised or improved?
 
Hospital - Do you know which ward she is in?
 
Lady - Yes, Ward P room 2B
 
Hospital - I'll just put you through to the nurse station
 
Lady - I would like some information on a patient, Mrs Tiptree. I was
wondering if her condition had deteriorated. stabilised or improved?
 
Nurse - I'll just check her notes. I'm pleased to say that Mrs Tiptree's
condition has improved. She has regained her appetite, her temperature has
steadied and after some routine checks tonight, she should be well enough to
go home tomorrow. 
 
Lady - Oh that's wonderful news. I'm so happy, thank you very much!
 
Nurse - You seem very relieved. A\re you a close friend or relative?
 
Lady - No, I'm Mrs Tiptree inn room 2B. Nobody tells you f***k all in
here.........

TGIF
Max

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