Max Wanadoo
max.wanadoo at gmail.com
Thu Feb 5 11:43:17 CST 2009
Yes, but just think. You can wake up tomorrow and have ANOTHER warm and fuzzy feeling. Two in one week - now that's not bad! Max -----Original Message----- From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com [mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Drew Wutka Sent: 05 February 2009 16:58 To: Access Developers discussion and problem solving Subject: Re: [AccessD] OT Friday I must admit, I'm offended by this thread, here I am waking up to seeing an AccessD post with FRIDAY OT as the subject, and I get the warm and fuzzy feeling that tomorrow is the weekend....... Only to have reality crashing in that it's still Thursday! ;) Drew -----Original Message----- From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com [mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Andy Lacey Sent: Thursday, February 05, 2009 6:51 AM To: 'Access Developers discussion and problem solving' Subject: Re: [AccessD] OT Friday Love it....but it's only Thursday by my calendar, although if you're in NZ then maybe. Whatever happened to Friday OT anyway? Oh I remember. So many people found so many jokes offensive for one reason or another everyone got fed up of posting them. Sigh. Andy Lacey -----Original Message----- From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com [mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Denis Sherman Sent: 05 February 2009 11:11 To: 'Access Developers discussion and problem solving' Subject: [AccessD] OT Friday Always remember this: You don't stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop laughing! Lady rings her local hospital and this conversation follows: Lady - Hello, I'd like some information on a patient, Mrs Tiptree. She was admitted last week with chest pains and I just want to know if here condition has deteriorated, stabilised or improved? Hospital - Do you know which ward she is in? Lady - Yes, Ward P room 2B Hospital - I'll just put you through to the nurse station Lady - I would like some information on a patient, Mrs Tiptree. I was wondering if her condition had deteriorated. stabilised or improved? Nurse - I'll just check her notes. I'm pleased to say that Mrs Tiptree's condition has improved. She has regained her appetite, her temperature has steadied and after some routine checks tonight, she should be well enough to go home tomorrow. Lady - Oh that's wonderful news. I'm so happy, thank you very much! Nurse - You seem very relieved. A\re you a close friend or relative? Lady - No, I'm Mrs Tiptree inn room 2B. Nobody tells you f***k all in here......... TGIF Max -- AccessD mailing list AccessD at databaseadvisors.com http://databaseadvisors.com/mailman/listinfo/accessd Website: http://www.databaseadvisors.com -- AccessD mailing list AccessD at databaseadvisors.com http://databaseadvisors.com/mailman/listinfo/accessd Website: http://www.databaseadvisors.com The information contained in this transmission is intended only for the person or entity to which it is addressed and may contain II-VI Proprietary and/or II-VI Business Sensitive material. If you are not the intended recipient, please contact the sender immediately and destroy the material in its entirety, whether electronic or hard copy. You are notified that any review, retransmission, copying, disclosure, dissemination, or other use of, or taking of any action in reliance upon this information by persons or entities other than the intended recipient is prohibited. -- AccessD mailing list AccessD at databaseadvisors.com http://databaseadvisors.com/mailman/listinfo/accessd Website: http://www.databaseadvisors.com