[AccessD] Is it cold enough for ya? Haha...

Heenan, Lambert Lambert.Heenan at AIG.com
Fri Feb 6 09:25:52 CST 2009


65 above zero:

 Floridians turn on the heat.

 People in Indiana plant gardens.





 60 above zero:

 Californians shiver uncontrollably.

 People in Indiana sunbathe.





 50 above zero:

 Italian & English cars won't start.

 People in Indiana drive with the windows down.





 40 above zero:

 Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.

 People in Indiana throw on a flannel shirt.





 35 above zero:

 New York landlords finally turn up the heat.

 People in Indiana have the last cookout before it gets cold.





 20 above Zero:

 People in Miami all die.

 Hoosiers close the windows.





 Zero:

 Californians fly away to Mexico.

 People in Indiana get out their winter coats.





 10 below zero:

 Hollywood disintegrates.

 The Girl Scouts in Indiana are selling cookies door to door.





 20 below zero:

 Washington DC runs out of hot air.

 People in Indiana let the dogs sleep indoors.





 30 below zero:

 Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.

 Hoosiers get upset because they can't start the Snow-mobile.





 40 below zero:

 ALL atomic motion stops.

 People in Indiana start saying...'Cold enough fer ya?'





 50 below zero:

 Hell freezes over.

 Public schools in Indiana will open 2 hours late










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