jwcolby
jwcolby at colbyconsulting.com
Fri Feb 6 12:57:40 CST 2009
Oh c'mon Lambert, you don't believe in the tooth fairy, or Santa Clause, or the Easter Bunny? What a jaded guy you are. John W. Colby www.ColbyConsulting.com Heenan, Lambert wrote: > Well of course I "atheist" John. > > If someone asks me what bronze age fairy story I believe in I will tell them none of them: I am an atheist. A practicing doctor is one who doctors, not one who has retired from the profession. > > Lambert > > -----Original Message----- > From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com [mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of jwcolby > Sent: Friday, February 06, 2009 1:16 PM > To: Access Developers discussion and problem solving > Subject: Re: [AccessD] Is it cold enough for ya? Haha... > > > I'm a practicing atheist, > > ROTFL. How do you practice being an athiest? > > ;-) > > I mean a "practicing doctor or lawyer" means they actually doctor or lawyer. Do you actually athiest? > > <g> > > John W. Colby > www.ColbyConsulting.com > > > Heenan, Lambert wrote: >> Thanks for that Max, >> >> I'm a practicing atheist, but appreciate the 'local call' sentiment. >> Very amusing. :-) >> >> Lambert >> >> -----Original Message----- >> From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com >> [mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Max Wanadoo >> Sent: Friday, February 06, 2009 12:12 PM >> To: 'Access Developers discussion and problem solving' >> Subject: Re: [AccessD] Is it cold enough for ya? Haha... >> >> I wish I had of know you were a Scot, Lambert. >> >> I love the Scots. Great people with great hearts great sense of humour and great passion. >> >> Recently saw Braveheart and cried for William Wallace. >> My best mate Rob is a Scotsman and he cries whenever he hears the pipes, Flower of Scotland or a lament or too many drams (in his case that is a lot of drams - ha!). >> >> Here is something for yeese! >> >> Maxx >> >> An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world. >> He bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando , thinking that he would start by working his way across the USA from South to North . >> On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read '$10,000 per call' . >> >> The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for . >> The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God . >> >> The American thanked the priest and went along his way . >> >> Next stop was in Atlanta . There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same looking golden telephone with the same sign under it. >> He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was . >> >> She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 he could talk to God . >> 'O.K., thank you,' said the American . >> >> He then travelled all across America , Africa, England , Japan , New Zealand . In every church he saw the same looking golden telephone with the same '$US10,000 per call' sign under it. . >> >> The American decided to travel to Scotland to see if Scots had the same phone . >> He arrived in Scotland and again, in the first church he entered, there was the same looking golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read '40 pence per call.' >> >> The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign . >> 'Father, I've travelled all over the world and I've seen this same golden telephone in many churches . I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in all of them price was $10,000 per call . Why is it so cheap here?' >> >> The priest smiled and answered, 'You're in Scotland now, son - it's a local call' . >> >> If you are proud to be a Scot pass this on! >> Or proud to know one! >> ----------------------------------------------- >> >> > -- > AccessD mailing list > AccessD at databaseadvisors.com > http://databaseadvisors.com/mailman/listinfo/accessd > Website: http://www.databaseadvisors.com >