[AccessD] Woman, Maths and SQL...

Michael Bahr jedi at charm.net
Mon Jun 8 12:35:54 CDT 2009


> Well, here is my wife's take on the matter.  Of course she is no
> mathematician.
>
> .
> .
> .
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> OK, so isn't this mathematically incorrect from the get-go?  (if * means
> multiplication, anyway).  It should be Woman = time + money; and if time =
> money, then it should be woman = time = money.  We are the same as money!
> You strike it rich when you find a good woman!

Good being the operative word--if this were true.  You must use the
substitution principle here so you will have:

woman = time + time or 2 * time or
   woman = twice as much time

or

woman = money + money or 2 * money or
   woman = twice the money

Either way ...

Mike...

>
> Love,
>
> M-
>
> John W. Colby
> www.ColbyConsulting.com
>
>
> Kostas Konstantinidis wrote:
>> Just a short break...
>>
>> Tickler for your free time...
>>
>>
>>
>> 1. To find a Woman usually you need Time and Money therefore:
>>
>>    Woman = Time * Money
>>
>> 2. but as we know "Time is Money" so
>>
>>    Time = Money
>>
>> 3. Therefore:
>>
>>    Woman = Money * Money or else
>>
>>    Woman = (Money)2
>>
>> 4.  "Money is the root of all the problems" so:
>>
>>     Money =
>> 5. Therefore:
>>
>>    Woman = ()2
>>
>> 6. Consequently
>>   Woman = Problems
>>
>>
>>
>> Does anybody know how to syntax it in SQL???
>>
>>
>>
>> Be well all of you
>>
>> /kostas
>>
>>
>>
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