[AccessD] Friday OT Joke: Perfect husband

John Bartow john at winhaven.net
Fri Feb 5 09:40:22 CST 2010


Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench
rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen. 
 
MAN: 'Hello' 

WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?' 

MAN: 'Yes' 

WOMAN: 'I am at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's
only  $2,000. Is it OK if I buy it?' 

MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'

WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new Models. I saw
one I really liked.'

MAN: 'How much?' 

WOMAN: '$90,000'

MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.' 

WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back
on the market. They're asking $980,000' 

MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of  $  900,000. They will
probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 80 thousand if it's really a
pretty good deal.' 

WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!'

MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.' 

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him
in astonishment, mouths agape. 

He turns and asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?'





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