[AccessD] :)

Thanks Susan - that was the best Compact I ever had!  ;-)

Dan

PS - I took .Net home once, but by the time she was ready I was already
done!

-----Original Message-----
From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com
[mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Susan Harkins
Sent: Monday, August 29, 2011 1:04 PM
To: Access Developers discussion and problem solving
Subject: [AccessD] :)

Top 10 Worst Access Pick-Up Lines

To commemorate the one year anniversary of the Access Junkie Top 10 List,
here's another list to help you get through a tough workday. In addition,
since it is the weekend, these should come in handy as you're out on the
town. Most of these can be used with either gender, but some are obviously
gender specific. 

A word of caution here! These pick-up lines will probably work on only the
MOST intelligent of prospective mates. Most of the time, however, you will
be met with mixed results. By "mixed" I mean you will most likely have a
mixed drink tossed in your face!!

So here you go: Top 10 Worst Access Pick-Up Lines:

10. Compile here often?

9. What's your sign? DAO or ADO?

8. WOW! You just put a Breakpoint right on my heart!

7. I would love to hear you talk SQL to me.

6. Want to go back to my place and Debug a few hundred lines of code?

5. Hi there, I don't think we've been properly Dimmed.

4. Is that an Add-In in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

3. You show me your References and I'll show you mine!

2. Would you like to go out back and play in Sandbox mode? 
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And the number one worst Access Pick-Up Line:

1. What are the chances of you and I getting to Third Normal Form? 
(splash)



<http://www.accessmvp.com/JConrad/accessjunkie/toptenlists.html#pickuplines>

Can't believe I've never seen this before. :) 
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