jwcolby
jwcolby at colbyconsulting.com
Tue Aug 30 22:24:29 CDT 2011
LOL, kinda went viral there. John W. Colby www.ColbyConsulting.com On 8/30/2011 5:16 PM, Charlotte Foust wrote: > ROTFLMAO! > > Charlotte Foust > > On Tue, Aug 30, 2011 at 2:02 PM, Rocky Smolin<rockysmolin at bchacc.com>wrote: > >> With that obsolete floppy you're sporting? I don't think so... >> >> >> R >> -----Original Message----- >> From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com >> [mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Stuart >> McLachlan >> Sent: August 30, 2011 1:55 PM >> To: Access Developers discussion and problem solving >> Subject: Re: [AccessD] :) >> >> Can my Front End access you back End? >> >> -- >> Stuart >> >> On 30 Aug 2011 at 7:58, Dean Davids wrote: >> >>> Actually, that one may work. >>> >>> >>> Dean S. Davids >>> www.cmbscorp.com >> >> >>> 954-868-4421 >>> >>> On Aug 30, 2011, at 7:52 AM, jwcolby<jwcolby at colbyconsulting.com> >>> wrote: >>> >>>> I think the very worst Access pickup line might well be >>>> >>>> 1) I love your back end! >>>> >>>> John W. Colby >>>> www.ColbyConsulting.com >> >> >>>> >>>> On 8/29/2011 2:04 PM, Susan Harkins wrote: >>>>> Top 10 Worst Access Pick-Up Lines >>>>> >>>>> To commemorate the one year anniversary of the Access Junkie Top 10 >>>>> List, here's another list to help you get through a tough workday. >>>>> In addition, since it is the weekend, these should come in handy as >>>>> you're out on the town. Most of these can be used with either >>>>> gender, but some are obviously gender specific. >>>>> >>>>> A word of caution here! These pick-up lines will probably work on >>>>> only the MOST intelligent of prospective mates. Most of the time, >>>>> however, you will be met with mixed results. By "mixed" I mean you >>>>> will most likely have a mixed drink tossed in your face!! >>>>> >>>>> So here you go: Top 10 Worst Access Pick-Up Lines: >>>>> >>>>> 10. Compile here often? >>>>> >>>>> 9. What's your sign? DAO or ADO? >>>>> >>>>> 8. WOW! You just put a Breakpoint right on my heart! >>>>> >>>>> 7. I would love to hear you talk SQL to me. >>>>> >>>>> 6. Want to go back to my place and Debug a few hundred lines of >>>>> code? >>>>> >>>>> 5. Hi there, I don't think we've been properly Dimmed. >>>>> >>>>> 4. Is that an Add-In in your pocket or are you just happy to see >>>>> me? >>>>> >>>>> 3. You show me your References and I'll show you mine! >>>>> >>>>> 2. Would you like to go out back and play in Sandbox mode? >>>>> . >>>>> . >>>>> . >>>>> . >>>>> . >>>>> . >>>>> And the number one worst Access Pick-Up Line: >>>>> >>>>> 1. What are the chances of you and I getting to Third Normal Form? >>>>> (splash) >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> <http://www.accessmvp.com/JConrad/accessjunkie/toptenlists.html#pic >> >> >>>>> kuplines> >>>>> >>>>> Can't believe I've never seen this before. :) >>>> -- >>>> AccessD mailing list >>>> AccessD at databaseadvisors.com >>>> http://databaseadvisors.com/mailman/listinfo/accessd >> >> >>>> Website: http://www.databaseadvisors.com >> >> >>> >>> -- >>> AccessD mailing list >>> AccessD at databaseadvisors.com >>> http://databaseadvisors.com/mailman/listinfo/accessd >> >> >>> Website: http://www.databaseadvisors.com >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> -- >> AccessD mailing list >> AccessD at databaseadvisors.com >> http://databaseadvisors.com/mailman/listinfo/accessd >> >> >> Website: http://www.databaseadvisors.com >> >> >> >> -- >> AccessD mailing list >> AccessD at databaseadvisors.com >> http://databaseadvisors.com/mailman/listinfo/accessd >> >> >> Website: http://www.databaseadvisors.com >> >> >>