jack drawbridge
jackandpat.d at gmail.com
Tue Jan 11 16:26:53 CST 2011
Great stuff Arthur.... really makes one think LOL On Tue, Jan 11, 2011 at 5:12 PM, Arthur Fuller <fuller.artful at gmail.com>wrote: > Only in America > > Only in America... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the > back > of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy > cigarettes at the front. > > > > Only in America .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, > and > a diet coke. > > > > Only in America ......do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the > pens to the counters. > > > > Only in America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the > driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. > > > > Only in America....do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in > packages of eight. > > > > EVER WONDER.... > > Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? > > > > Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? > > > > Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? > > > > Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'? > > > > Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, but dishwashing liquid > made > with real lemons? > > > > Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? > > > > Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? > > > > Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food? > > > > Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? > > > > Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? > > > > You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't > they make the whole plane out of that stuff? > > > > Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? > > > > Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? > > > > I like this one! > > If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? > > > If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? > > Arthur > -- > AccessD mailing list > AccessD at databaseadvisors.com > http://databaseadvisors.com/mailman/listinfo/accessd > Website: http://www.databaseadvisors.com >