[AccessD] :)

Hey All
CPU you, no CPU you! 

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[mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Rocky Smolin
Sent: Tuesday, August 30, 2011 2:02 PM
To: 'Access Developers discussion and problem solving'
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With that obsolete floppy you're sporting?  I don't think so... 


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[mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Stuart McLachlan
Sent: August 30, 2011 1:55 PM
To: Access Developers discussion and problem solving
Subject: Re: [AccessD] :)

Can my Front End access you back End?

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Stuart

On 30 Aug 2011 at 7:58, Dean Davids wrote:

> Actually, that one may work. 
> 
> 
> Dean S. Davids
> www.cmbscorp.com
> 954-868-4421
> 
> On Aug 30, 2011, at 7:52 AM, jwcolby <jwcolby at colbyconsulting.com>
> wrote:
> 
> > I think the very worst Access pickup line might well be
> > 
> > 1) I love your back end!
> > 
> > John W. Colby
> > www.ColbyConsulting.com
> > 
> > On 8/29/2011 2:04 PM, Susan Harkins wrote:
> >> Top 10 Worst Access Pick-Up Lines
> >> 
> >> To commemorate the one year anniversary of the Access Junkie Top 10 
> >> List, here's another list to help you get through a tough workday.
> >> In addition, since it is the weekend, these should come in handy as 
> >> you're out on the town. Most of these can be used with either 
> >> gender, but some are obviously gender specific.
> >> 
> >> A word of caution here! These pick-up lines will probably work on 
> >> only the MOST intelligent of prospective mates. Most of the time, 
> >> however, you will be met with mixed results. By "mixed" I mean you 
> >> will most likely have a mixed drink tossed in your face!!
> >> 
> >> So here you go: Top 10 Worst Access Pick-Up Lines:
> >> 
> >> 10. Compile here often?
> >> 
> >> 9. What's your sign? DAO or ADO?
> >> 
> >> 8. WOW! You just put a Breakpoint right on my heart!
> >> 
> >> 7. I would love to hear you talk SQL to me.
> >> 
> >> 6. Want to go back to my place and Debug a few hundred lines of 
> >> code?
> >> 
> >> 5. Hi there, I don't think we've been properly Dimmed.
> >> 
> >> 4. Is that an Add-In in your pocket or are you just happy to see 
> >> me?
> >> 
> >> 3. You show me your References and I'll show you mine!
> >> 
> >> 2. Would you like to go out back and play in Sandbox mode?
> >> .
> >> .
> >> .
> >> .
> >> .
> >> .
> >> And the number one worst Access Pick-Up Line:
> >> 
> >> 1. What are the chances of you and I getting to Third Normal Form?
> >> (splash)
> >> 
> >> 
> >> 
> >> <http://www.accessmvp.com/JConrad/accessjunkie/toptenlists.html#pic
> >> kuplines>
> >> 
> >> Can't believe I've never seen this before. :)
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