[AccessD] :)

Okay, I just have to tell you guys this one.  My Larry is from Indiana, 
which means that he has some regional pronunciation idiosyncrasies.   He 
bought a new winch that he wanted mounted on the back end of his truck, 
so he went to Sam, our local guru, and asked him, "Can I mount a wench 
on the back of my truck?"  To which, Sam responded, "Is Tina okay with 
this?"  Before Larry caught on to the meaning, he said, "Well, of 
course, she is!"  Then Sam said something about Larry's wife being more 
open-minded than his own wife about other women.  That's when the light 
went on for Larry.  One of our favorite little memories.  :-)

So, Arthur, you stay away from the wenches!

Best,
T

Tina Norris Fields
tinanfields at torchlake.com
231-322-2787


On 8/31/2011 10:55 AM, Arthur Fuller wrote:
> Nope. I have instead adopted the one-to-zero model. No wenches, no problems!
> I realize that this model doesn't work for everyone, but it works for me. As
> Greta Garbo said, "I didn't say I want to be alone, I said I want to be left
> alone." That solution works for me, at this late stage of my life.
>
> I am approaching 64yo, and the man I most admired in my life died on Monday,
> at age 61. I have abused my body with various chemicals, and Jack never did
> the same, and I'm alive and he is dead; there is no justice in this world;
> there may be some justice in some other world but it clearly is not this
> one.If there were any justice, Jack would live on and I would  be the one to
> die, but that's not how it happened. I'm still alive, and Jack is dead, and
> if anyone was creating this universe intelligently, the opposite would be
> True.
>
> The only thing that I can hold from this is that I better get out there and
> do some volunteer work with what remains of my life. I'm going to do that
> right now. As long as this involves no wenches, I think that I'll be
> relatively safe. Gotta watch out for wenches. They are more dangerous than
> wrenches.
>
> A.
>
> On Wed, Aug 31, 2011 at 9:06 AM, William Benson (VBACreations.Com)<
> vbacreations at gmail.com>  wrote:
>
>> I think we left out "Are you into one-to-many relationships?"
>>