[AccessD] New Project

Darryl Collins darryl at whittleconsulting.com.au
Tue Apr 3 22:18:58 CDT 2012


Excellent Arthur,

Whatever it is you are consuming to pass the time these days, I will be very happy to join in if you want to share ;)  Keep up the wonderful posts.

Cheers
Darryl.



-----Original Message-----
From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com [mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Arthur Fuller
Sent: Wednesday, 4 April 2012 1:08 PM
To: Access Developers discussion and problem solving
Subject: [AccessD] New Project

Two members of this list, Jim Dettman and Arthur Fuller, are pleased to announce the completion of a secret project they are beginning tomorrow. It will forever alter the current beliefs about the world as we know it. In a word, the team has demonstrated that the universe is an involuted hypersphere revolving within a torus. The final verifications begin tomorrow and were completed yesterday. Perhaps the most breathtaking thing is, it was all done in Access and SQL Server, each compressed sufficiently that they can run together in 64K of RAM, running CP/M at 4Mz.

How, you might ask, was this possible? Sometimes the simplest solutions take centuries to discover. Take the air out of a Zero and you have a One.
Then the whole program can be expressed as a sequence of Ones. Then you RAR the result and presto! Took years of work, but after the fact everything looks easy.

An additional benefit is its extremely fast download. The team subcontracted some disgraced physicists (recently resigned from CERN) to build a faster-than-light download scheme, so it arrives before you click the Download button.

Thanks to all you geniuses at AccessD. We couldn't have done it without you! Well, actually, it already was. Version 2 was twice as fast as Version 1, and therefore arrived sooner.

This announcement was sent on April 3, but thanks to this revolutionary technology, you'll receive it the day before yesterday..

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Jim Dettman and Arthur Fuller

Just because light is fast, doesn't mean she's easy.
  -- Anon
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