[AccessD] New Project

William Benson vbacreations at gmail.com
Wed Apr 4 10:20:12 CDT 2012


My system just turns the zeroes sideways instead of taking the air out of
them.

;)
On Apr 4, 2012 11:13 AM, "jwcolby" <jwcolby at colbyconsulting.com> wrote:

> I think you have a bug as I received the news two weeks ago.
>
> Part of your problem is storing the state of the deflated zeros takes more
> room than the zeros themselves.  However Ones do transmit faster as they
> are not as wide.  What you lose in compression you make up in transmit
> speed, but some of your calculations are off as a result.
>
> John W. Colby
> Colby Consulting
>
> Reality is what refuses to go away
> when you do not believe in it
>
> On 4/3/2012 11:07 PM, Arthur Fuller wrote:
>
>> Two members of this list, Jim Dettman and Arthur Fuller, are pleased to
>> announce the completion of a secret project they are beginning tomorrow.
>> It
>> will forever alter the current beliefs about the world as we know it. In a
>> word, the team has demonstrated that the universe is an involuted
>> hypersphere revolving within a torus. The final verifications begin
>> tomorrow and were completed yesterday. Perhaps the most breathtaking thing
>> is, it was all done in Access and SQL Server, each compressed sufficiently
>> that they can run together in 64K of RAM, running CP/M at 4Mz.
>>
>> How, you might ask, was this possible? Sometimes the simplest solutions
>> take centuries to discover. Take the air out of a Zero and you have a One.
>> Then the whole program can be expressed as a sequence of Ones. Then you
>> RAR
>> the result and presto! Took years of work, but after the fact everything
>> looks easy.
>>
>> An additional benefit is its extremely fast download. The team
>> subcontracted some disgraced physicists (recently resigned from CERN) to
>> build a faster-than-light download scheme, so it arrives before you click
>> the Download button.
>>
>> Thanks to all you geniuses at AccessD. We couldn't have done it without
>> you! Well, actually, it already was. Version 2 was twice as fast as
>> Version
>> 1, and therefore arrived sooner.
>>
>> This announcement was sent on April 3, but thanks to this revolutionary
>> technology, you'll receive it the day before yesterday..
>>
>>
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