[AccessD] MESSAGE ON BEHALF OF FEARLESS BOARD MEMBER COLBY

This thread has moved away from entertaining.  Unless this whole e-mail
is tongue-in-cheek, I'm uncomfortable with ad hominem attacks.
Moderator?

Stephen Bond


-----Original Message-----
From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com
[mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Kenneth
Ismert
Sent: Tuesday, 26 February 2013 6:01 p.m.
To: Stephen
Subject: [AccessD] MESSAGE ON BEHALF OF FEARLESS BOARD MEMBER COLBY

Ladies and gents:

Rarely does a member's reply merit parody, but this one does. Remember
kids, everything in " " is an actual Colby quote!

** BEGIN PARODY **

Board member Colby announced his do nothing agenda to his throngs of
change
deniers, "because I don't care."

He continued addressing his adoring crowd on the subject of change: "But
I
am not going to do it.  And waiting for me to do it is an automatic
death
knell."

One of his followers fairly swooned, saying you can't get less
leadership
from a bump on a log.

Colby finished with a rousing summary, indicating his lack of
compunction
about his utter apathy: "'I am not Catholic' as I like to tell my wife.
I
don't do guilt."

** END PARODY **

Now seriously. I haven't heard a clearer expression of dereliction of
duty
from a board officer, ever. Unforced, I must add. By any moral sense, he
is
unfit for his office.

Therefore, I call on you, sir, to resign.
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