[AccessD] OT: Contract Work

Arthur,
Righty-o. 

Now, how we got from contract work to Bermuda is a mystery of ginormous proportions. A mystery not seen since the big bang.

I'm just going to have to stick my neck out here ... (OH OK  I admit, that was lame) ... but according to the survival guide for pesky ladies, the Bermuda triangle is a no go zone until further research establishes the long term effects of mulling around there.

Anita Smith

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From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com [mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Arthur Fuller
Sent: Friday, 15 November 2013 3:19 AM
To: Access Developers discussion and problem solving
Subject: Re: [AccessD] OT: Contract Work

Anita,

There's absolutely Nothing wrong with girls who resemble giraffes! Although I am not Japanese, I do love a long-necked girl. (Perhaps that reference requires a tad of explanation: Japanese men traditionally have considered the most erogenous zone of a woman to be her neck, and the Bermuda triangle secondary; oh God, that too requires an explanation, so OK... nipple nipple nether = Bermuda Triangle; sailors who venture there may be lost forever; but that is a risky proposition. Much safer to stay with the Japanese tradition and focus upon the neck.)

Just an FYI, and a survival guide for aching men.

Arthur

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