[AccessD] Tony's back....

David A Gibson davidalangibson2010 at gmail.com
Mon Mar 10 07:50:37 CDT 2014


How true.

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[mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Jim Dettman
Sent: Monday, March 10, 2014 7:38 AM
To: 'Access Developers discussion and problem solving'
Subject: Re: [AccessD] Tony's back....

One of my fav quotes:

"There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and
those who don't."

Jim. 

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[mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Stuart McLachlan
Sent: Monday, March 10, 2014 01:51 AM
To: Access Developers discussion and problem solving
Subject: Re: [AccessD] Tony's back....

Just for Tony, here's an even  shorter programmer's joke:

Let he who is without sin use sqrt(1-cos^2) 

--
Stuart

On 10 Mar 2014 at 1:29, Bill Benson wrote:

> Good thing that joke wasn't very LONG.
> On Mar 10, 2014 1:12 AM, "John W Colby" <jwcolby at gmail.com> wrote:
> 
> > LOL, Tony's back with a vengeance.  We love you too buddy.
> >
> >  A programmer walks into a bar and  orders
> >  1.00000000001000000...897175
> >> root beers. The bartender says, "I'll have to charge you
> >>
> > extra; that's a root beer float". And the programmer says, "In that 
> > case, make it a double".
> >
> > John W. Colby
> >
> > Reality is what refuses to go away
> > when you do not believe in it
> >
> > On 3/9/2014 9:57 PM, Tony Septav wrote:
> >
> >> Hey All
> >> You PMO
> >> I am a programmer and developer, not a TECH FAN. This is an ACCESS 
> >> line not a forum for a bunch of techie boys, go somewhere else to 
> >> discuss. Do not insult me. I truly take offence at your pompous 
> >> attitudes.
> >>
> >> This is why this list has fallen apart. Like or leave it.
> >>
> >> Tony Septav
> >> Nanaimo, BC
> >> Canada
> >>
> >>
> >
> >
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