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<DIV><SPAN class=401380915-18072003><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
size=2>There's an email that goes around about a contest between Jesus and the
Devil, where they were both working on computers, and right before the contest
was over, the power went out. When it came back on, Jesus started printing
off all of his work, and the Devil was swearing that he had nothing to
print. The Devil asked God how Jesus had anything to print off, and God
replied 'Jesus Saves!'.</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN class=401380915-18072003><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
size=2></FONT></SPAN> </DIV>
<DIV><SPAN class=401380915-18072003><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>I
bring this up, because a few days ago, I made a minor change to an ASP for a
project I've been working on with Mike Mattys. I did something really
stupid though, I let FrontPage delete a few cells from a table, not realizing
that one of the 'cells' was a wrapper for a pretty complex ASP statement.
On top of that, I haven't made a backup of the entire project.....bad habit I
have gotten into from stuff I do at work.</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN class=401380915-18072003><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
size=2></FONT></SPAN> </DIV>
<DIV><SPAN class=401380915-18072003><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
size=2>Anyhow, I managed to recover the code, by finding the temp files that
Front Page uses, and copying the code from a temp file that was a few days
old. (This was about 5 minutes after I called Mike in a
panic....<grin>). Anyhow, when I found the data, I was thinking of
that Jesus Saves joke, and I changed it in my mind to 'Jesus Saves, but Drew
knows how to find the background stuff, to save his own butt!
<grin>'....well, at least something to that effect!</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN class=401380915-18072003><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
size=2></FONT></SPAN> </DIV>
<DIV><SPAN class=401380915-18072003><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
size=2>Drew</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
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<DIV class=OutlookMessageHeader dir=ltr align=left><FONT face=Tahoma
size=2>-----Original Message-----<BR><B>From:</B> Don Elliker
[mailto:delliker@hotmail.com]<BR><B>Sent:</B> Friday, July 18, 2003 9:18
AM<BR><B>To:</B> accessd@databaseadvisors.com<BR><B>Subject:</B> Re: [AccessD]
Don, it's Friday<BR><BR></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV>
<P>ooooo...yes...beg!<BR>OK -</P>
<P>This guy dies and goes to hell (he was an Access developer) The Devil (he's
a user) meets him and says "Everybody thinks I'm such a bad guy, but you know
everybody who comes here gets a choice where their going to spend eternity"
So, they walk down this long corridor with closed doors on both sides. Mr. D
(not me) opens the first door and the guy looks in and sees people up to their
necks in poop. He says, "Well, I've been in deep poop before, and I don't care
for it, unless of course, I can email the AccessD List". Mr.D says "Most of
those guys are down here, or will be, but no, we have no reliable ISP". So
they go further down the hall and Mr.D opens another door and the guy sees
people up to their waist in poop. He says " I don't know, that's still
pretty deep". So they go further down the hall and the guy looks in another
room and sees people standing in ankle deep poop,and drinking coffee and
eating donuts, and he says "hey, this reminds me of my last account, e! xcept
the poop was stinkier, I'll take this one". So he goes in to spend eternity.
After about 5 minutes of eating donuts and drinking coffee, the Devil
comes back and says "OK, coffee breaks over, back on your heads!"</P>
<P>Enjoy the weekend and stay out of the tobacco field!</P>
<P>_D<BR></P></DIV><BR><BR><BR>"Things are only free to the extent that you
don't pay for them".-Don Elliker
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<DIV></DIV>>From: allcop.pc@t-online.de (Bettina Giehr)
<DIV></DIV>>Reply-To: Access Developers discussion and problem
solving<ACCESSD@DATABASEADVISORS.COM>
<DIV></DIV>>To: <ACCESSD@DATABASEADVISORS.COM>
<DIV></DIV>>Subject: [AccessD] Don, it's Friday
<DIV></DIV>>Date: Fri, 18 Jul 2003 08:23:14 +0200
<DIV></DIV>>
<DIV></DIV>>Don, it's Friday... or do you want me to beg ???
<DIV></DIV>>
<DIV></DIV>>Regards,
<DIV></DIV>>
<DIV></DIV>>Bettina
<DIV></DIV>>
<DIV></DIV>>Don wrote :
<DIV></DIV>>That's it! That's the options? - Hoeing Tobacco and Barbering??
I have a
<DIV></DIV>>feeling there must be SOME other opportunities. Puts me in mind
of a joke
<DIV></DIV>>about Hell, though. Remind me on Friday.
<DIV></DIV>>_D
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