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<DIV><SPAN class=529392814-18072003><FONT face=Arial size=2>>"...we have no
reliable ISP"</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN class=529392814-18072003><FONT face=Arial size=2>I knew it. I'm
employed by Hell, Inc.!</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN class=529392814-18072003><FONT face=Arial size=2>(You wouldn't
believe the kind of deep poop I've gotten myself into)</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
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size=2>-----Original Message-----<BR><B>From:</B> Don Elliker
[mailto:delliker@hotmail.com]<BR><B>Sent:</B> Friday, July 18, 2003 9:18
AM<BR><B>To:</B> accessd@databaseadvisors.com<BR><B>Subject:</B> Re: [AccessD]
Don, it's Friday<BR><BR></FONT></DIV></FONT>
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<P>ooooo...yes...beg!<BR>OK -</P>
<P>This guy dies and goes to hell (he was an Access developer) The Devil (he's
a user) meets him and says "Everybody thinks I'm such a bad guy, but you know
everybody who comes here gets a choice where their going to spend eternity"
So, they walk down this long corridor with closed doors on both sides. Mr. D
(not me) opens the first door and the guy looks in and sees people up to their
necks in poop. He says, "Well, I've been in deep poop before, and I don't care
for it, unless of course, I can email the AccessD List". Mr.D says "Most of
those guys are down here, or will be, but no, we have no reliable ISP". So
they go further down the hall and Mr.D opens another door and the guy sees
people up to their waist in poop. He says " I don't know, that's still
pretty deep". So they go further down the hall and the guy looks in another
room and sees people standing in ankle deep poop,and drinking coffee and
eating donuts, and he says "hey, this reminds me of my last account, e! xcept
the poop was stinkier, I'll take this one". So he goes in to spend eternity.
After about 5 minutes of eating donuts and drinking coffee, the Devil
comes back and says "OK, coffee breaks over, back on your heads!"</P>
<P>Enjoy the weekend and stay out of the tobacco field!</P>
<P>_D<BR></P></DIV><BR><BR><BR>"Things are only free to the extent that you
don't pay for them".-Don Elliker
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<DIV></DIV>>From: allcop.pc@t-online.de (Bettina Giehr)
<DIV></DIV>>Reply-To: Access Developers discussion and problem
solving<ACCESSD@DATABASEADVISORS.COM>
<DIV></DIV>>To: <ACCESSD@DATABASEADVISORS.COM>
<DIV></DIV>>Subject: [AccessD] Don, it's Friday
<DIV></DIV>>Date: Fri, 18 Jul 2003 08:23:14 +0200
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<DIV></DIV>>Don, it's Friday... or do you want me to beg ???
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<DIV></DIV>>Regards,
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<DIV></DIV>>Bettina
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<DIV></DIV>>Don wrote :
<DIV></DIV>>That's it! That's the options? - Hoeing Tobacco and Barbering??
I have a
<DIV></DIV>>feeling there must be SOME other opportunities. Puts me in mind
of a joke
<DIV></DIV>>about Hell, though. Remind me on Friday.
<DIV></DIV>>_D
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