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<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>Just for a laugh....</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2><FONT face="Courier New">This is a laugh for all those women
out there who so look forward to that<BR>wonderful time once a year when they
get to be "intimate" with their OB/GYN<BR>doctor!<BR>In <?xml:namespace
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/><st1:place><st1:City><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">Sydney</SPAN></st1:City><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">,
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style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">Australia</SPAN></st1:country-region></st1:place></FONT></FONT><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">, one of the radio stations
pays($1000-$5000) for people<BR>to tell their most embarrassing stories.<BR>This
one netted the winner $5000....<BR><BR>I was due later in the week for an
appointment with the gynaecologist.<BR>Early one morning I received a call from
the doctor's office to tell me<BR>that I had been rescheduled for early
that morning at </SPAN><st1:time Hour="9" Minute="30"><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">9:30
a.m.</SPAN></st1:time><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">
I had only<BR>just packed everyone off<BR>to work and school, and it was
already around </SPAN><st1:time Hour="8" Minute="45"><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">8:45
a.m.</SPAN></st1:time><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">
The trip to his<BR>office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to
spare.<BR>As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over
hygiene when<BR>making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be
able to make the full<BR>effort. So I rushed upstairs, threw off my dressing
gown, wet the washcloth<BR>that was sitting next to the sink, and<BR>gave myself
a quick wash in "that area" to make sure it was at least<BR>presentable. I threw
the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some<BR>clothes, hopped in the
car and raced to my appointment.<BR>I was in the waiting room only a few minutes
when I was called in.<BR>Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I
hopped up on the table, looked<BR>over at the other side of the room
and pretended that I was in </SPAN><st1:City><st1:place><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">Paris</SPAN></st1:place></st1:City><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"> or<BR>some other place a
million<BR>miles away.<BR>I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we
have made an extra<BR>effort this morning, haven't we?" but I didn't
respond.<BR>When the appointment was over, I heaved a sigh of relief and went
home.<BR>The rest of the day was normal...some shopping, cleaning, cooking,
etc.<BR>After school when my six-year-old daughter was playing, she called out
from<BR>the bathroom, "Mum, where's my washcloth?" I told her to get another
one<BR>from the cupboard.<BR>She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by
the sink. It had all my<BR>glitter and sparkles in it."</SPAN><FONT
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