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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>...a public school graduate no doubt ...probably an
"honor" student :)</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV>William Hindman<BR>So, then, to every man his chance -- to every man,
regardless of his birth, his shining golden opportunity -- to every man his
right to live, to work, to be himself, to become whatever his manhood and his
vision can combine to make him -- this, seeker, is the promise of America.
<BR>-- Thomas Wolfe </DIV>
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<A title=sdssoftware@optusnet.com.au
href="mailto:sdssoftware@optusnet.com.au">Kath Pelletti</A> </DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>To:</B> <A title=AccessD@databaseadvisors.com
href="mailto:AccessD@databaseadvisors.com">AccessD@databaseadvisors.com</A>
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<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Sent:</B> Thursday, September 11, 2003 8:53
PM</DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Subject:</B> [AccessD] OT: Friday
humour</DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>I have been looking at some
contract work on the net and the job descriptions for access / vba
developers included comments such as these:</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV>...... Additionally, exposure to MS Access and other ‘flat-file’
database technologies would be beneficial.<BR><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
size=2>!!, </FONT><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>and
this.....</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV>Excellent client relationship skills are required as you may be working
on sight</DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>Maybe more than IT skills are
needed there.....</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>Kath Pelletti<BR>Software Design
& Solutions Pty Ltd.<BR>Ph: 9505-6714<BR>Fax: 9505-6430<BR><A
href="mailto:sdssoftware@optusnet.com.au">sdssoftware@optusnet.com.au</A></FONT></DIV>
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