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<DIV><SPAN class=734420715-12092003><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff
size=2>Yep, I saw that 'flat-file' one as well and wondered where the
writer recognized a database on site. <VBG></FONT></SPAN></DIV>
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<DIV><SPAN class=734420715-12092003><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff
size=2>Charlotte Foust</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
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<DIV class=OutlookMessageHeader lang=en-us dir=ltr align=left><FONT
face=Tahoma size=2>-----Original Message-----<BR><B>From:</B> Kath Pelletti
[mailto:sdssoftware@optusnet.com.au] <BR><B>Sent:</B> Thursday, September 11,
2003 4:54 PM<BR><B>To:</B> AccessD@databaseadvisors.com<BR><B>Subject:</B>
[AccessD] OT: Friday humour<BR><BR></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>I have been looking at some
contract work on the net and the job descriptions for access / vba
developers included comments such as these:</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV>...... Additionally, exposure to MS Access and other ‘flat-file’
database technologies would be beneficial.<BR><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
size=2>!!, </FONT><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>and
this.....</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV>Excellent client relationship skills are required as you may be working
on sight</DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>Maybe more than IT skills are
needed there.....</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>Kath Pelletti<BR>Software Design
& Solutions Pty Ltd.<BR>Ph: 9505-6714<BR>Fax: 9505-6430<BR><A
href="mailto:sdssoftware@optusnet.com.au">sdssoftware@optusnet.com.au</A></FONT></DIV></BLOCKQUOTE></BODY></HTML>