[dba-Tech] One more day

Why do they sell hands free soap dispensers? The very next thing you're going to do after getting the soap out, is wash your hands...


Jon

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From: dba-tech-bounces at databaseadvisors.com [mailto:dba-tech-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Rocky Smolin
Sent: 14 November 2011 15:48
To: 'Discussion of Hardware and Software issues'
Subject: Re: [dba-Tech] One more day

How do you know when you're out of invisible ink?

R


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[mailto:dba-tech-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Andrew Lacey
Sent: Monday, November 14, 2011 7:38 AM
To: Discussion of Hardware and Software issues
Subject: Re: [dba-Tech] One more day

ROTFL Love 'em Rocky. Got any more?

Andy




On 14 November 2011 at 14:23 Rocky Smolin <rockysmolin at bchacc.com> wrote:

>
> Do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?  If so, why?
>
> R
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: dba-tech-bounces at databaseadvisors.com
> [mailto:dba-tech-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Arthur
> Fuller
> Sent: Monday, November 14, 2011 5:16 AM
> To: Discussion of Hardware and Software issues
> Subject: Re: [dba-Tech] One more day
>
> Thanks, you young Turks!
> On this ponderous day, my last at 63, several questions continue to
> vex
me:
>
> 1. Why all the emphasis on searching for intelligent life in the universe?
> What about non-itelligent life? Why set the bar so high?
> 2. How come there are no non-food banks? Poor people need other things
> besides food, you know -- detergent, shoe polish, pencil sharpeners.
> The list goes on.
> 3. Is it really true that every non-prime number is the product of two
> primes?
> 4. Is it really true that the summed digits of every multiple of 9
> equal
9?
> (e.g. 9 x 10 = 99, 9+9=18, 1+8 =9)?
> 5. Is the real reason nobody's come up with a cure for psoriasis that
> it's more profitable to sell me ointments?
> So much to think about in my twilight years :) A.
>
> On Mon, Nov 14, 2011 at 7:52 AM, Susan Harkins <ssharkins at gmail.com>
wrote:
>
> > Happy Birthday old fart! ;)
> > Susan H.
> >
> >  In one day I'll turn 64, so please send lawyers, guns and money!
> > Sheesh,
> >> time flies like an arrow, and flies love a banana. Tunderin'
> >> Jaysus, one minute a Young Turk and the next an Old Fart. Ah, well.
> >> Life goes on and off (the Ruby on Rails).
> >>
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