[AccessD] OT Friday Humour

Here's an oldie but goodie to bring a smile to your Friday faces. Have a
good week-end everyone.
 
Andy Lacey
 <http://www.minstersystems.co.uk/> http://www.minstersystems.co.uk 



 
There are two Mexicans who have been lost in the desert for weeks, and
they're at death's door (which is just outside Guadalajara). As they
stumble on, hoping for salvation in the form of an oasis or something
similar, they suddenly spy, through the heat haze, a tree, off in the
distance.

As they get closer, they can see that the tree is draped with rasher
upon rasher of bacon. There's smoked bacon, crispy bacon, life-giving
juicy nearly- raw bacon, all sorts.

"Hey, Pepe" says the first bloke (Don Pedro). "ees a bacon tree!!! we're
saved!!!"
"You're right, amigo!" says Pepe.
So Pepe goes on ahead and runs up to the tree salivating at the prospect
of food. But as he gets to within five feet of the tree there's the
sound of machine gun fire, and he is shot down in a hail of bullets. His
friend quickly drops down on the sand, and calls across to the dying
Pepe.

"Pepe!! Pepe!! Que pasa hombre?"
With his dying breath Pepe calls out.... "Ugh, run,amigo, run!!
ees not a Bacon Tree"
"ees...


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Ham bush

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