[AccessD] OT: Friday Humor

Klos, Susan Susan.Klos at fldoe.org
Fri Feb 14 10:22:01 CST 2003


Some Chinese Proverbs
 
CHINESE PROVERBS

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Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

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Man who run in front of car get tired.

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Man who run behind car get exhausted.

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Man with one chopstick go hungry.

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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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War does not determine who is right, war determine

who is left.

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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in

cat house.

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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in

basement.

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> > > Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

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> > > Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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> > >Woman who spring on innerspring this spring

> > >have offspring next spring.

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