Klos, Susan
Susan.Klos at fldoe.org
Fri Feb 14 10:22:01 CST 2003
Some Chinese Proverbs CHINESE PROVERBS +~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > Crowded elevator smell different to midget. > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > >Woman who spring on innerspring this spring > > >have offspring next spring. > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: <http://databaseadvisors.com/pipermail/accessd/attachments/20030214/3ad67146/attachment-0001.html>