[AccessD] OT Friday Analogies

>>Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

I LOVED that one!!  :o}

Charlotte Foust

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From: Andy Lacey [mailto:andy at minstersystems.co.uk] 
Sent: Thursday, February 20, 2003 11:49 PM
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Subject: [AccessD] OT Friday Analogies



Analogies and Metaphors Found in School Essays, stupid but funny:


His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like
underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.


He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy
who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those
boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at
high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one
of those boxes with a pinhole in it.


The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling
ball wouldn't.