[AccessD] OT Friday Analogies

Charlotte Foust cfoust at infostatsystems.com
Fri Feb 21 11:56:00 CST 2003


Hey, my grandmother used to "go with", and she was from Utah!
 
Charlotte Foust

	-----Original Message-----
	From: budge at magicaldesk.com [mailto:budge at magicaldesk.com] 
	Sent: Friday, February 21, 2003 9:39 AM
	To: accessd at databaseadvisors.com
	Subject: Re: RE: [AccessD] OT Friday Analogies
	
	
	Not to mention Uff Da and the ubiquitous = wanna go with? 
	
	;-)
	
	Pamela
	
	
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	BBarabash at tappeconstruction.com wrote on 2/21/2003
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	Or there is the Minnesota variant, Doncha know?
	
	-----Original Message-----
	From: Charlotte Foust [mailto:cfoust at infostatsystems.com]
	Sent: Friday, February 21, 2003 11:15 AM
	To: accessd at databaseadvisors.com
	Subject: RE: [AccessD] OT Friday Analogies
	
	
	Hah! "Y'know" was *invented* in the San Fernando valley in
Southern
	California. I believe you Brits have your own version, a
contraction of
	"do you know" as well, but the rest of that "like, whatever",
etc. is
	pure valley-speak!
	
	Charlotte Foust
	
	-----Original Message-----
	From: andy at minstersystems.co.uk
[mailto:andy at minstersystems.co.uk] 
	Sent: Friday, February 21, 2003 8:57 AM
	To: accessd at databaseadvisors.com
	Subject: RE: [AccessD] OT Friday Analogies
	
	
	My favourite too, although I thought it lacked a "y'know" or is
that
	just an epidemic over here?
	
	Andy Lacey
	Click to bookmark this address http://www.minstersystems.co.uk
	
	-- Original Message --
	From: Charlotte Foust 
	To: accessd at databaseadvisors.com
	Send: 2003-02-21
	Subject: RE: [AccessD] OT Friday Analogies
	
	>>Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
	
	I LOVED that one!! :o}
	
	Charlotte Foust
	
	-----Original Message-----
	From: Andy Lacey [mailto:andy at minstersystems.co.uk]
	
	Sent: Thursday, February 20, 2003 11:49 PM
	To: accessd at databaseadvisors.com
	Subject: [AccessD] OT Friday Analogies
	
	
	
	Analogies and Metaphors Found in School Essays, stupid but
funny:
	
	
	His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances
like
	underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.
	
	
	He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience,
like a guy
	who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one
of those
	boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country
speaking at
	high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse
without one
	of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
	
	
	The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a
bowling
	ball wouldn't.
	
	
	From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an
eerie,
	surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city
and
	"Jeopardy" comes on at 7:00 pm instead of 7:30.
	
	
	Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
	
	
	Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the
centre.
	
	
	Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
	
	
	He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.
	
	
	The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when
you fry
	them in hot grease.
	
	
	Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced
across the
	grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one
having left
	Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. travelling at 55 mph, the other from
Topeka at
	4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
	
	
	The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the full stop after
the Dr.
	on a Dr Pepper can.
	
	
	John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who
had
	also never met.
	
	
	The thunder was ominous sounding, much like the sound of a thin
sheet of
	metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play.
	
	
	The red brick wall was the colour of a brick-red crayon.
	
	
	He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant and she was
the East
	River.
	
	
	Even in his last years, Grandpa had a mind like a steel trap,
only one
	that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.
	
	
	The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike
Phil, this
	plan just might work.
	
	
	The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not
eating
	for a while.
	
	
	Her artistic sense was exquisitely refined, like someone who can
tell
	butter from I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.
	
	
	She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh like that sound a dog
makes just
	before it throws up.
	
	
	It came down the stairs looking very much like something no one
had ever
	seen before.
	
	
	The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender
leg
	behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.
	
	
	It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around
with
	power tools.
	
	
	She was as easy as the "TV Guide" crossword.
	
	
	She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was
	room-temperature beef.
	
	
	She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs.
	
	
	It hurt - the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally
staple it to
	the wall.
	
	
	Andy Lacey
	Click to bookmark this address http://www.minstersystems.co.uk
	
	Analogies and Metaphors Found in School Essays, stupid but
funny:
	
	
	His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances
like
	underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.
	
	
	He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience,
like a guy
	who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one
of those
	boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country
speaking at
	high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse
without one
	of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
	
	
	The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a
bowling
	ball wouldn't.
	
	
	From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an
eerie,
	surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city
and
	"Jeopardy" comes on at 7:00 pm instead of 7:30.
	
	
	Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
	
	
	Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the
centre.
	
	
	Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
	
	
	He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.
	
	
	The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when
you fry
	them in hot grease.
	
	
	Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced
across the
	grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one
having left
	Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. travelling at 55 mph, the other from
Topeka at
	4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
	
	
	The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the full stop after
the Dr.
	on a Dr Pepper can.
	
	
	John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who
had
	also never met.
	
	
	The thunder was ominous sounding, much like the sound of a thin
sheet of
	metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play.
	
	
	The red brick wall was the colour of a brick-red crayon.
	
	
	He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant and she was
the East
	River.
	
	
	Even in his last years, Grandpa had a mind like a steel trap,
only one
	that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.
	
	
	The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike
Phil, this
	plan just might work.
	
	
	The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not
eating
	for a while.
	
	
	Her artistic sense was exquisitely refined, like someone who can
tell
	butter from I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.
	
	
	She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh like that sound a dog
makes just
	before it throws up.
	
	
	It came down the stairs looking very much like something no one
had ever
	seen before.
	
	
	The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender
leg
	behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.
	
	
	It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around
with
	power tools.
	
	
	She was as easy as the "TV Guide" crossword.
	
	
	She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was
	room-temperature beef.
	
	
	She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs.
	
	
	It hurt - the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally
staple it to
	the wall.
	
	
	Andy Lacey
	Click to bookmark this address http://www.minstersystems.co.uk
	
	
	
	
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