[AccessD] OT - Friday Humor - ANDY! Where are YOU??

God only made one mistake.

He should have told Adam and Eve not to eat the snake.


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From: "Wortz, Charles" <CWortz at tea.state.tx.us>
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Sent: Friday, November 08, 2002 3:06 PM
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So Andy, do we need to start calling you Adam? <grin>

Charles Wortz
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-----Original Message-----
From: Andy Lacey [mailto:andy at minstersystems.co.uk] 
Sent: Friday 2002 Nov 08 14:59
To: AccessD at databaseadvisors.com
Subject: RE: [AccessD] OT - Friday Humor - ANDY! Where are YOU??
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Aw shucks Pamela, just for you (BTW I liked Leroy)

    One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God. "Lord, I have
    a problem."
    
    "What's the problem, Eve?"
    
    I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and
    all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious
    comedic snake, but I'm just just not happy."
    
    "And why is that Eve?"
    
    Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."
    
    "Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man
    for you".
    
    "Man? What is that Lord?"
    
    A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be
    vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger,
    faster and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly
when he is
    aroused, but since you've been complaining, I'll create him in
    such way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be
witless and
    will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball
about.
    He won't be too smart, so he will also need your advice to think
    properly."
    
    "Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, "but
    what's the catch Lord?"
    
    "Well, you can have him on one condition."
    
    "And what's that Lord?"
    
    "As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring....... so
    you'll have to let him believe that I made him first.....
    And it will have to be our little secret..
    .....You know, woman to woman."
    


Andy Lacey
http://www.minstersystems.co.uk

PS My lovely wife thought this was funny. Can't see it myself ;-)

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