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in line -Francisco http://rcm.netfirms.com ----- Original Message ----- From: "Jim DeMarco" <Jdemarco at hshhp.org> -----Original Message----- From: Tom Adams [mailto:tomadatn at bellsouth.net] Sent: Friday, January 24, 2003 10:22 AM To: AccessD Group Subject: [AccessD] OT - Do Group Joke - A computer is like a wife ... If anyone wants to jump in here we'll see what the group can come up with. A computer is like a wife because ... 1. When it's in debug mode all it can see are your mistakes. 2. It won't cook my dinner! 3. It wants you to do windows! I figure if the probability of 50,000 monkeys typing for 50 years duplicating Romeo and Juliet is 95% - then 50,000 Access programmers can create one lousy joke in a few days. Come on guys(& gals) - if you don't pile on the monkeys win. _______________________________________________ AccessD mailing list AccessD at databaseadvisors.com http://databaseadvisors.com/mailman/listinfo/accessd _______________________________________________ AccessD mailing list AccessD at databaseadvisors.com http://databaseadvisors.com/mailman/listinfo/accessd _______________________________________________ AccessD mailing list AccessD at databaseadvisors.com http://databaseadvisors.com/mailman/listinfo/accessd