[AccessD] OT: Humor

So THAT's what happend to your system?

Gary Kjos
garykjos at hotmail.com





>From: "John Colby" <jcolby at colbyconsulting.com>
>Reply-To: accessd at databaseadvisors.com
>To: "AccessD" <AccessD at databaseadvisors.com>
>Subject: [AccessD] OT: Humor
>Date: Fri, 2 May 2003 09:57:21 -0400
>
>Dr. Seuss Explains Computer Crashes
>
>Many of you have wondered why a computer crashes.  It is usually very
>technical but maybe this will help. (Read this aloud - it's GREAT!)
>
>If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
>and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort, and the access
>of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
>then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
>
>If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash
>and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
>and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash,
>then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!
>
>If the label on the cable on the table at your house
>says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
>but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,
>that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
>
>and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
>so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse;
>then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
>'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
>
>When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk,
>and the macro code instructions cause unnecessary risk,
>then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM....
>then quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom !!
>
>WELL! That certainly clears things up for ME !!
>
>HOW about YOU??
>
>John W. Colby
>Colby Consulting
>www.ColbyConsulting.com


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