[AccessD] OT: Friday Humour, Alpha-Access comparison

Charlotte Foust cfoust at infostatsystems.com
Fri Oct 3 11:11:18 CDT 2003


Here's a quote from a coworker after viewing the comparison:

Don't scoff!  I've heard that using Alpha can help regrow hair, build
lean muscle and melt fat away while you not program.  There are many
testimonials that people met their soul-mate and unexpectedly received 2
million dollars from a long lost relative that they didn't know they
had!  It also keeps your toaster from breaking!  Besides, it uses fonts
- can Access do that??


Charlotte Foust

-----Original Message-----
From: Gustav Brock [mailto:gustav at cactus.dk] 
Sent: Friday, October 03, 2003 7:22 AM
To: accessd at databaseadvisors.com
Subject: [AccessD] OT: Friday Humour, Alpha-Access comparison


Hi all

Stumbled over all the missing features of Access?
Well, you are not alone. Browse this unbiased comparison:

  http://newsletter.alphasoftware.com/0031004.htm

/gustav

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