[AccessD] Database models

Ken Ismert KIsmert at TexasSystems.com
Thu Apr 21 14:42:50 CDT 2005


I don't think they are a very good database modeling agency -- I sent them
photos of myself in a swimsuit, and I never heard back. I don't understand
how they could reject a fine slab of geek flesh like me. Those young SQL
Server vixens must be getting all the exposure.

Leering older programmer to young woman:
    "Would you like to learn data modeling?"
Young woman:
    "No, but I'd like to date a model!"

Sorry -- my jokes are a day early ;)

-Ken

-----Original Message-----
From: Foote, Chris [mailto:Chris.Foote at uk.thalesgroup.com]
Sent: Thursday, April 21, 2005 4:31 AM
To: 'Access Developers discussion and problem solving'
Subject: RE: [AccessD] Database models



Thanks for that Gustav!

Some interesting ideas there.

Regards
Chris Foote - UK

> -----Original Message-----
> From: Gustav Brock [mailto:Gustav at cactus.dk]
> Sent: Thursday, April 21, 2005 9:13 AM
> To: accessd at databaseadvisors.com
> Subject: [AccessD] Database models
>
>
> Hi all
>
> Sometimes you may need an example model for a project.
> I located this site which could give you some ideas:
>
>   http://www.databaseanswers.org/data_models/index.htm
>
> It does contain some real specials like:
>
>
> http://www.databaseanswers.org/data_models/george_orwells_1984
> /index.htm






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