[AccessD] Fri OT Joke

These days, it is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in
it, but here is one:

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree
begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son
of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The birch says he cannot tell.

Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.  The birch says, "Woodpecker,
you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of
a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a
son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I
have ever put my pecker in."