[AccessD] OT: Friday humour

Gary Kjos garykjos at gmail.com
Fri Apr 29 22:58:11 CDT 2005


Here's one more for you, just under the wire.....  (11:pm)


Home remedies that really work....


1. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you
from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze
button.

2. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic!  Simply pour a cup
of boiling water down your throat and presto!  The blockage will be
almost instantly removed.

3. Clumsy?  Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting
someone else to hold them while you chop away.

4. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by
simply using the sink.

5. For high blood pressure sufferers:  just cut yourself and bleed for
a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you
will be afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad toothache?  Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will
forget about the toothache.



On 4/29/05, Kath Pelletti <KP at sdsonline.net> wrote:
> :)...still laughing -
> thanks everyone for the Friday contributions-
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