[AccessD] OT: Friday humour

Kath Pelletti KP at sdsonline.net
Thu Aug 25 22:24:15 CDT 2005


OK - I'm bored, so here we go....

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"Doctor," said the patient. "I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"
"Sounds like Tom Jones Syndrom to me," the doctor replies.
"Is that common?"
"It's not unusual." 
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Q: How many Spaniards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 
A: Juan
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Person 1: Knock knock.
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Control freak.
Person 1: Now you say "control freak who?"
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