[AccessD] Friday Humour a Day Late

ROTFL

It's good, even late!

Charlotte Foust


-----Original Message-----
From: Arthur Fuller [mailto:artful at rogers.com] 
Sent: Saturday, August 20, 2005 4:19 PM
To: 'Access Developers discussion and problem solving'
Subject: [AccessD] Friday Humour a Day Late


A very old Italian gentleman with a son Vito in prison, wrote him a
letter.

Vito, I wish you were here with me. I want to dig up the garden and
plant some tomatoes and olive trees. But the garden is rocky and I am
old and infirm and have no energy to do it. If you were here, I know you
would dig the garden for me, and I could plant the tomatoes and olives
and grow them to fruition.

Vito, receiving the letter in prison, writes back: DO NOT dig up the
garden. That is where I planted the bodies.

Next morning, 5am, the FBI arrives with bulldozers, scoop-shovels and
various equipment. They dig up the entire garden 12 meters deep and find
nothing. They depart.

Next morning, the old man receives another letter from Vito.

Plant your tomatoes, Father. Under the circumstances, this is the best I
could do.

 

A.

 

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