Andy Lacey
andy at minstersystems.co.uk
Fri Dec 16 02:06:47 CST 2005
Asylum Test During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what is the criteria which defines a patient to be institutionalised. "Well," said the Director "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him/her to empty the bathtub." OK, here's your test: 1. Would you use the teaspoon? 2. Would you use the teacup? 3. Would you use the bucket? "Oh, I understand" said the visitor "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or teacup." (Were you correct?) "No" said the Director, "a normal person would pull the plug! Do you want a room with or without a view?" Have a good weekend . -- Andy Lacey http://www.minstersystems.co.uk